Gilbert

Gilbert: Look who found Old Gilbert's hideout. I don't get many visitors up here.

Gilbert: Good work.

You: What are you doing out here?

Gilbert: Oh, I just couldn't stand Gomez and his bootlickers anymore ... I also ran into some trouble with them. It's been a while, though.

Gilbert: I doubt any of them would remember me these days, but I like it up here, so I stay. Too many idiots in that valley.