Mud

Mud: Oy, you new 'ere? I ain't seen you 'ere before!

Mud: Say, you mind if I join you for a bit? I'm sure you could use a friend!

You: Why not. Come along.

Mud: Great! We can chat on the way!

You: Piss off.

Mud: Bad day, eh? Surely some company is gonna cheer you right up!

Mud: Oy, man, you hit me! What was that for?

You: Piss off.

Mud: Want a moment to yourself, do you? No problem, I get it! I'll give you some space.

You: Yeah, and I'm about to hit you again. I like hitting things.

Mud: What? What by Beliar is wrong with you?! I don't want nothin' to do with you anymore, you ... you ... you freak!

Mud: Say, where we goin'? Or is that a surprise? I love surprises!

Mud: Hey, you just do your thing and don't mind me! I'll just stay 'ere and keep you company!

Mud: You know what? I'll do you a favor and put in a good word for you. Maybe they'll accept you into the Camp, then. Then we could see each other every day!

Mud: Some folks reckon I'm a bit whacky. But someone like you would never hang around with a loonie, right? 'Cause if you did, people would have a natter! Now they'll finally know they were wrong about me.

Mud: You know, you're me best mate in here! Everyone else only ever wants to get rid of me. I'm really grateful to you.

Mud: Ugh ... me feet are all sore from all this runnin' around. How 'bout we find ourselves a nice, cozy spot to stretch our legs a bit?

Mud: Y'know, you're like a big brother to me. I ain't never had one, and I ain't never had a baby brother either. Actually, me parents abandoned me when I was little ... must have been hard for 'em.

You: I'm sure.

Mud: Hey, I just realized I don't even know where you're from! I'm from Khorinis. You ever been there? Ah, well, I s'pose it don't matter.

Mud: I think I'm hungry. D'you have some food for me? I mean, I'm sort of a guest to you, so it'd only be proper if you shared some. Me mates in Khorinis told me that. They really liked me ...

Mud: Hey, you reckon we'll ever get proper visitors in 'ere? Guess not ... I mean, they'd never come out once they got in, right?

Mud: Y'know, now that you're 'ere, we could go give some of those bastards a proper pastin'. They've been so mean to me for years! I'm tellin' you, if I see one of 'em right 'ere and now, I'll give 'em a proper piece of me mind!

Mud: The two of us together, we're pretty much invincible. We could take over the Old Camp! I mean, yeah, there's the ore barons, but they ain't got nothin' on us - right? I'll come up with a plan, you just wait and see!

Mud: So, say, where exactly are we goin' again? Maybe there's a nice, quiet spot we could go to have a chinwag!

Mud: So, say, where are we goin'? Maybe there's a nice and quiet place where we could go to talk!

Mud: Hey, could it be that you're just runnin' in circles? I mean, I don't know where you're goin', but ... well.

Mud: Y'know, it's a right laugh lollygaggin' with you! Cheers for lettin' me tag along! Maybe we could do it more often ... but what am I sayin', we've still got loads of time for the two of us today!

Mud: Hey, I've really gotten used to you, and I think the two of us are gonna have a lot of fun together! Right? Say, where do you sleep? You could always sleep at my place if you like ...

Mud: Did I ever ask why they tossed you in 'ere? Maybe you like animals too much, same as me. They hate that when someone REALLY loves animals. It's why they chucked me in ...

Mud: You know, there's some folk 'ere who always beat me up. Mean bastards from the New Camp, real ruffians! Next time they come, I'm just gonna tell 'em they'll have to deal with YOU if they ever hit me again. That'll show 'em ...

Mud: Ha, those mean New Campers are in for a big surprise! They ain't got a clue I've got someone lookin' out for me now! They'll wet themselves! Ah, that'll be proper funny. They're so used to makin' short work of everyone - but with you, they're gonna think twice!

You: Please, could you shut up for just ONE moment?

Mud: Sure.