Ulbert

Ulbert: Hey, you! You lied! There was no feast!

You: Oh, um ... I must have gotten that mixed up. Bye!

You: Here. Cheers.

Ulbert: Hmm ... okay, I guess a sip won't hurt. But don't you get any ideas!

You: So - what are you guarding?

Ulbert: Ah, just some chests with supplies. Key went missing though ...

You: It did?

Ulbert: Yeah. I bet Aleph's behind it somehow. Can't trust that guy as far as you can throw him ...

You: What are you guarding?

Ulbert: None of your business.

You: Ian sent me. They're having a feast down there and are wondering where you are?

Ulbert: A feast? But ... why didn't they tell me? Ah, I'll go get my cut!

You: You've got be thirsty, standing around all day ...

Ulbert: None of your- Wait. You have a drink?