Wedge

You: What do you want from me?

Wedge: You haven't been here long, have you? I can tell.

Wedge: Listen, you won't make it here for long unless you pick up some skills. I could teach you.

Wedge: And just because I'm such in a good mood today, here's a free lesson to get you started: watch who you talk to.

You: What can you teach me?

Wedge: Depends. What do you wanna know?

You: How do I get better at lockpicking?

Wedge: You'd like to know that, wouldn't you! It's not too difficult to begin with.

Wedge: Above all, you have to make sure that your lockpick doesn't break off.

Wedge: If you're a little bit more patient in the future, you'll see that you won't need that many lockpicks any more!

You: How do I become a master lockpicker?

Wedge: Only when you've gained some experience can you tell when a lockpick is going to break. It makes a different sound!

Wedge: I think you have it. Learn to listen for the gentle clicking of the lock and you won't lose so many lockpicks in future.

Wedge: An expert in this field stands a good chance of opening a trunk without breaking his lockpick.

You: I want to be an even better pickpocket.

Wedge: Very well. Pickpocketing is all about distraction.

Wedge: I'll teach you how to improve your skills, but it's still very likely that you'll get caught.

Wedge: You should only take the risk if nobody but your victim is around.

Wedge: Only an expert can take things from people's pockets without them noticing!

Wedge: I think you've progressed far enough to be taught the final tricks of the trade.

Wedge: But you should know that even the best can get caught sometimes.

Wedge: Take care.

Wedge: Shh ... hey, you!

You: Who? Me?

Wedge: Yes, you. Come over for a second.

You: What's the matter with this "Butch?"

Wedge: Oh, he has a habit of greeting freshies with a fist to the face. Just trust me, stay away from him.